Ntobeko

Ntobeko's are very trustworthy and forgiving but little would you know that Ntobeko's can hold really long grudges and until you do right theywon't like you. Ntobeko's also have black hair and are bosessed with it.

That girl looks very neat, think it's a Ntobeko?

by Yiso June 5, 2019

Ntobeko

A Dominant Male With A 40 Inch Cock,He’s The Best Shagger In His Friend Group

That Ntobeko Guy Really Fucked Up My Vagina

by Long Shlong Don November 23, 2021

noobel

anything and everything, but not at the same time. a "filler" word, if you will.

"hey pat, let's go noobel"
"not at the same time, charlie"

"head shaped like a noobel, bean head."


"live long and noobel."

by bill_cosby_goggle_fantasy April 30, 2005

noobencaken

German term for an extremely noobish person, or noob cake. Primarily an insult. A pathetic slice of noob.

Fuck you, stupid noobencaken!

Hey! Get that noobencaken away from me; I don't want the NCD (noobencaken disease)!

by ZOMGASM March 6, 2009

nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014

noobesque

in the style of or resembling a noob.

"Oh my god, Matt you can't break a move in the middle of the restaurant, especially the robot. That is so noobesque."

by colloquialguru July 15, 2015

Noobersaures rex

Dinosaur inspired variation of the word "noob" (meaning newbie). Used to refer to someone who is big, old and bad at achieving a particular task.

"Look at your grandpa trying to figure out how to use his phone. What a noobersaures rex!"

by Smogo April 11, 2016