Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021

NoNamesWorked

A person who never misses, a trust worthy person.

NoNamesWorked: Godzilla beats kong
Everyone: he is saying the truth

by pixl_lanettv February 13, 2021

Nonanonacontanonactanonaliagon

A 9,999 sided polygon.

Also what smartasses say when they want to sound smart in Geometry class.

Person A: "Nonanonacontanonactanonaliagon."
Person B: "SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Person A: *proceeds to name every polygon in existence starting with the hirteen convex isogonal nonprismatic solids*
Person B: *internal screaming*

by CookieDefender August 25, 2021

Nonce lung

When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much

beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while

by Weary baskin September 1, 2022

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019