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newbie

some one that is new to smoking weed or any thing else; someone that is clumzy or stupid.
newbie: damn dude i dropped my cigs and they all fell in a puddle
JJ: you're a fuckin newbie

newbie: i cant get any smoke out of this lit blunt
JJ: you're such a newbie
by jackj January 13, 2008
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noobed / newbed

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.
ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed
by dz22 October 30, 2003
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Dark Newbie

1 A person of very dubious knowledge or intent, subject to extreme abuse and prejudice.

2 Someone who, deliberately or otherwise, questions the hierarchy of the community. From Lionhead Bulletin Board slang, meaning 'downright irritating and moronic'
Newcomer:
"if you go onto www.xboxmagonline.com and folllow to BC then it sais the game will com out in the uk in march 2004 and in america they dont know (maby it will come to uk first) and if you go onto www.amazon.co.uk and search for it. it is easier to go there through xboxmagonline it sais 4 march 2004 there aswell. this may mean that in the uk it is coming out in early march. no where does it say anything about coming out in america. so wen is it coming out?!!"

Regular:
Bloody dark newbies"
by Beowolf January 22, 2004
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newbies

by <3 April 3, 2003
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newblewaffer

A superior person or being. A Very powerful being.
hes soo newblewaffer
by newblewaffer July 9, 2004
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newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.
Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005
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newbietention

Portmanteau of "newbie" and "attention": Newbietention is attention given to a newbie of a forum, online game, club, group, etc., by an experienced member; usually in the form of support, praise, positive feedback, mentoring, or other active measures to help the newbie fit in and gain experience quickly. Being "newbietentive" is a lot like watching over a younger sibling. Newbietention can sometimes have romantic connotations, depending on the context.
"Romantic newbietention" can be considered a common theme in anime -- such as when a character is attracted to a new student at school, a new member of a club, etc., and, because of this, goes out of their way to help them. Often the more experienced member is attracted to the person precisely because they are a newbie (the position of newbie can frame someone as innocent or helpless, which some dominant characters like). Romantic newbietention can be split into two different types: In the former, it starts out as newbietention and progresses to romantic attraction; whereas in the latter, it starts out as romantic attraction and manifests itself, or is disguised as, newbietention. Sometimes, even the newbieattentive person is unaware of their romantic attraction towards the newbie.
Related forms: "newbieattentive" -- attentive towards a newbie; portmanteau of "newbie" and "attentive".
* "When I signed up to that forum, the moderators greeted me, answered all my questions, and totally went out of their way to help me get involved. They give me a ton of newbietention -- I felt like their little sister."
* A great example of "romantic" newbietention (when an experienced member is newbieattentive because they are attracted to the newbie) is "Ouran High School Host Club" -- Tamaki's constant attention and mentoring towards Haruhi near the beginning of the series borders on, and is perceived as, romantic attraction; also, the other five members take care of Haruhi like a sister, which is an example of normal newbietention. Another example of the romantic kind is Takayuki Utsunomiya's attraction to Mira Munakata in "Papa To Kiss In The Dark".
Note: The concept of "romantic newbietention" is something you can sense intuitively.
by Vannah May 27, 2008
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