Nani is Japanese for "What" and is used in english sometimes as a dank comeback for when someone says something wired, stupid or just uncomfortable to thing of.
"i have 17 Mongolian children locked up in my basement" Response: "NANI?????"
"私はあなたが持っています私は持っていません" Response: "Nani?"
"私はあなたが持っています私は持っていません" Response: "Nani?"
by PornWatcher465 June 3, 2020
Get the nani?mug. * *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.
by blank123122 March 11, 2024
Get the nanimug. **Nani** *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.
the nani why does it exist
by blank123122 March 11, 2024
Get the nanimug. 
Shorty but cutie,always on TikTok doing videos. She loves taking pictures! She real if you real to her! She is so goofy and fun to be with. She is the best!
Nani is damn right cute
by Brihanna matin March 9, 2019
Get the Nanimug. determiner, pronoun, exclamation - JP / なに/
used to ask for information about people or things
used in questions that show you are surprised or do not believe something
In context:
used to ask for information about people or things
used in questions that show you are surprised or do not believe something
In context:
by Kenshiro* September 13, 2017
Get the Nani?mug. by MeltedLava March 2, 2021
Get the Nanimug.