Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.

Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"

by Brutto81 November 25, 2017

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

Charlie Murphy

darkness. On Chappelles show, Rick James always called Murphy "darkness" cuz he was so dark-skinned

Its getting real Charlie Murphy out here!

by YungRed August 8, 2009

Murphy

The perfect name for a giraffe

Murphy can jump over hurtles

by The Hink February 9, 2017

Murphy Lift

A lifting routine coined by Henry Muprhy which involves taking two free weights, one in each hand, getting in a ready position and then proceeding to thrust your hips forward while you rotate your arms out from the elbows. Very difficult to master the proper form.

You can tell that guy is never in the weight room, look at that awful Murphy Lift form!

by smoothlikecandy June 14, 2011

mikey murphy

The roommate of Luke Korns;

An amazing YouTuber;

The only person I know that can pull off Harry Potter glasses besides Harry Potter

Can I Marry Mikey Murphy???!!!

Omg Mikey Murphy and Luke Korns are roommates #Feels!!!!

How does Mikey Murphy maintain a state of perfection??!!! #Goals af

by Phan168 December 4, 2015