(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins
by Your Favorite Villain April 09, 2018
A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty
by Mymanisreal December 20, 2017
by Kym April 15, 2005
by wantsome August 12, 2004
man: those muffins were delicious!
man 2: no they weren't.
man: yeah, they were.
man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
man: "falls over dead."
man 2: no they weren't.
man: yeah, they were.
man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
man: "falls over dead."
by cheese_cake. (: January 01, 2009
Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.
by ROB $ December 12, 2004
1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.
1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?)
2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.
2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.
by Josie February 24, 2005