"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
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Get the Mastrubating mug.When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
Get the verbally masterbating mug.The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.
by Mario140 August 23, 2009
Get the Masturbasting mug.A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
Get the No Masturbating March mug.Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
by mambassenpai November 12, 2014
Get the masterbating mug.Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.
Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
by Masturhater September 2, 2010
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