Morton

A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

by OpaqueInsight January 26, 2019

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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

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Morton Ranch Highschool

Morton Ranch Highschool, part of KatyISD and the best school in the Houston Area. One problem though, white people walk around thinking its their ranch. Disrespect the white man next thing you know you and your whole family is deported. 3 days later, new amendment passed making it ilegal for spics to enroll in any school in the United States.

@Morton Ranch Highschool Lunchroom
Mexican:"Hey im spic, whats ur name?"
Whitey:"Hi my name is hick, wanna see a picture of a deer I shot last weekend?
Mexican:"Picks up lunchtray and leaves to join the cholos"
Whitey:"Deported"

by :trolldaddy: October 23, 2011

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McStoner

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.

My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.

by eekscar October 30, 2010

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