Montgomery, VT

The best town in Vermont, mostly populated by potheads and other drug-addled nitwits. Has the best swimming holes in VT, and was named before Montgomery, AL, but for the same reason. So suck it, Montgomery, AL.

I'm going to Montgomery, VT because Chuck Norris lives there.

by Your sexy grandpa January 12, 2012

joy montgomery

teghan's beautiful significant other. she's pretty much the most amazing thing you'll ever see, and you should probably be prepared for some real life ACTION.

did you just see joy montgomery? she makes me jealous...

by teeeegs February 20, 2010

Philip Montgomery

Some guy that thinks he's fierce but he's actually a right cunt, especially after he grew his hair longer again. He needs to get a hairdresser to 'make me look fierce' again.

Guy 1: "that guy Philip Montgomery is brave and fierce"

Guy 2: "naw he's a cunt really....."

by Connaghtnigger February 22, 2010

Montgomery

A precarious or problematic situation.

"How are we gonna get ourselves out of this Montgomery?"
"That was a real Momtomery of a test"

by NutSnack March 4, 2016

rosie montgomery

A girl who needs to turn back into the old rosie bc the one she is now is NO FUN and not the real her. what the fuck..

RM: i've known u forever but when ppl talk shit about you im not gunna stick up for you bc i dont want them to give me shit even tho i know its the right thing to do...ummm no those girls dont influence me what to do
TF: u basically just said u dont want to get shit from them but they DONT influence u? ohh...okay...

by what are u doing May 5, 2005

montgomery

A girl who like to peg their boyfriend with a strap-on.

"wow tj is dating a montgomery"

by koolades July 22, 2016

Montgomery

Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.

That guy is so polite, must be a Montgomery.

by AppleFlow September 21, 2016