molarchy

to be of pure bullshit

Dude, you think that you're beater can beat my Ferrari in a race, that's molarchy.

by James Bond III April 24, 2008

molape

to molest, or rape, or both !

Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !

by KBRAN October 28, 2005

Moltava

Ancient carabeian fire god. Feared by many as thought to of been cause of fires and volcanic eruptions.

Whoa the houes is on fire, Moltava must be pissed!!

by Molt3h June 29, 2004

Moland

Refers to the State of Utah and surrounding region in which Mormons predominate. See Jewland.

Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.

by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006

molar masher

a humongusly large penis wich mashes molars or other teeth when receving oral sex

jimmy mashed that girls molars when she was blowing him therefor she called him a molar masher and had a huge dentist bill.

by iceman410 April 21, 2009

Molack

The small speed bump that lies between the vagina and the anus; the female version of the grundle/gooch.

Dude I ended up eating that chick out last night and things got a little nasty. Don't worry though, it didn't go past the molack.

by GweezyFBaby October 4, 2009

Molar Snack

The extra piece of food that gets stuck between your back teeth that is later pulled a loose by your tongue or toothpick and eaten.

Ew. That guy just ate a molar snack in front of us.

by AllNaturalBella March 2, 2014