jason mewes

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.

quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"

by Minôir May 8, 2005

lawn mower

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006

moew

Its what a cat really says retards, cats do not say meow, they say moew

The cat just moew'ed

by Funk pwns j00 February 9, 2005

Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014

MEWELL

The most narcissistic person in the world, who thinks they're the best when in reality they're just a loser

Donald Trump is sucha Mewell

by Stevensuptic August 12, 2016

Moeen

The pengest peng by far and gets all the girls. Nothig can beat it and he is fine as a peackock.

wow hes moeen

by wow134 October 28, 2017

lawn mower

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.

1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!

by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010