Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies

"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"

by Peasento May 5, 2005

Mitchell

A sexy beast that will probably steal your woman. Mitchell has a huge dick. He’s the hottest bloke on earth. He is the king of sex and leaves all the girls that visit them with a sore ass. He claps their cheeks so hard they can’t sit down

Omg have you seen how hot Mitchell is?

Yeah I was with him in bed last night:

by 69joe mama December 16, 2019

match energy

to give what you get basically.

ex: you need to match energy w john. if he's dry to you, be dry back.

by xxxx56xxxx February 10, 2018

phil mitchell

Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.

Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.

Phil Mitchell looks like a potato

by dubya_is_wracked_lol August 5, 2006

match game

Only the best game show ever invented. Rounded up the most people with bad teeth.

Have you ever watched match game on the game show channel?

by Illwombat May 20, 2007

Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

Match

To come with the same amount of weed as as the other or put equal amount of money in so you can smoke different weed

Person1- i got purp
Person 2 - i got og
Person 1- lets match

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021