missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

AAAH IS FINGER IS MISSING!

The act of scream to someone because a person lost his finger in the bathroom and has been found ded.

She was so scared that she aaah is finger is missing!ed me.

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

missing link

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.

Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."

by Phil Fox July 29, 2005

Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.

Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.

by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009

missingandrewism

Act of missing someone who is fun to be with and great in bed.

I have been suffering from missingandrewism

by crazychick January 6, 2005