misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.

Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.

by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

by anonymous please August 29, 2007

ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.

Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica May 10, 2018

mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.

I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.

by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009

mindster

absolut brainiac, combining clever & smart and some reason to change things like he wants.
with tricky and down-to-earth mind he explains to simple- as like as well-minded.

You got it all figured out, do you? -
Well, you got to use your mind. -
You're a true mindster, indeed.

by mindster1 April 12, 2011

Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011

misterdostoyevsky

A TikTok account that generally makes bungou stray dogs/code geass content. They kin quite concerning characters including Evangelion's Gendo Ikari; despite this seemingly (and rightfully so) worrying statement, it is somewhat enjoyable to hold a conversation with them. Along with Gendo, misterdoystoyevsky also kins mori and Griffith. Misterdostoyevsky (Alex) is what some would describe as an 'odd cookie!😅💞', their personality generally represents that of Bing Bong from inside out, Bibble from barbie and Fyodor from bungou stray dogs. Alex despises society... claiming that 'society made them this way' .... they're an intj 8w9 845 sp/sx which explains a lot! Misterdostoyevsky likes molchat doma and enjoys being in control, they are anemic and quite reserved (to an extent/they are not what one would describe as shy!😅).

Alex can analyse others extremely well, an example would be when they called me out, despite me hiding my true colours🖤 🥀 :
' "Sometimes I don't wanna be happy

Don't hold it against me

If I'm down just leave me there

Let me be sad"
This is so you:pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face: '
I never knew one could see that I didn't want to be happy...

person one: are you mutuals with user misterdostoyevsky on TikTok!?
person two: no, who's that?
person one: you're a creep, a weirdo.....
person two: hey aren't those lyrics from Radiohead's song 'creep'?
person one: shut the fuck up freak (and then proceeds to murder person two)
person two:

by coolsmartprettygirl June 24, 2021