Messenger ADHD

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.

Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.

by pastryplease December 25, 2009

A Messenger

A person that is not a ginger but has red facial/ pubic hair that reports classified information of non gingers to the ginger community.

Kill him he’s a messenger!

by Dr. Dyke June 14, 2011

messenger slang

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

by benormous September 19, 2005

you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

by Bootsyself December 30, 2007

facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with

Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.

by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014

Messerli

A group of constellations in the Minnesoyie galaxy, characterized by it's own "Big Dipper,Little Dipper, Orions Belt, and North Star" similar in size and shape to the popular astronomic landmarks but with more flamboyant qualities. They are contained within the Messerli Milky Way Galaxy.

I greatly enjoyed Tom's little dipper viewing. He wore his singlet. You could see the entire Messerli constellation under one roof.

by IBMSam January 26, 2009

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004