Merp

A way of expressing yourself or a conversation with a word.

"I just feel Merp today."

"Politics are Merp."

When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."

by DezzyMathis January 2, 2022

MERP

1. When you want to say "derp," but you make that work derpy.

2. Something you say randomly in a conversation.

1. John: Merp
Dan: That's a derpy derp
2. Alex: MERP!!!
Alan: WTH

by ClickerChaser221CC January 19, 2021

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merp

A noise produced when not wanting to commit to answering a question.

A: “can you do something?”

B: “merp”

by Lunia_Skye_(VT) July 30, 2025

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017

Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.

Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!

by NighttOwl March 22, 2017