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merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical September 21, 2016
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Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"
"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."
by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023
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Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to describe intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. It is usually only used around those you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotion to the things that you love.
Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I keep talking about Kang Ha Neul.. but he's just so Merp!
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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merp

person 1: “i miss u so much person 2
person 2: “merp”
by merpperson May 13, 2024
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Merp

Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.
An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".

Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.

As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.

When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.
by Just Merp it January 5, 2021
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Merp

Created by the ECXC Varsity Girls Team, Merp means Merp. There is no definition. Merp simply means Merp.
Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The other varsity girls: “MERP!”
by rchlxc December 9, 2023
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Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.
"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."
by Xevathin January 2, 2025
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