Merp

A noise produced when not wanting to commit to answering a question.

A: “can you do something?”

B: “merp”

by Lunia_Skye_(VT) July 30, 2025

Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.

Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!

by NighttOwl March 22, 2017

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016

Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

by OG Guru May 31, 2018

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017

MERP

merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.

Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp

by Smurry8 June 15, 2017

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024