Medical Form

a type of form hospitals and clinics use to distinguish a persons disability, sickness and/or mental state.

"The nurse told me I would have to fill out this 'Medical Form' before I could book an appointment with her."

by mcmikey0 October 17, 2018

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Medical Terrorist

Someone who spreads misinformation about covid19 and related vaccines, making people scared of the vaccines, causing them not to take it which results in the deaths of themselfs or other people.

Someone sharing a video about Covid19 they saw on youtube that has no credible source is a Medical Terrorist

by Mr Impossible November 8, 2021

Memecally

Something that makes sense in a relation of a meme

E.g. "big chungus is a cartoon character but memecally he biiiiiig”

by You local magician ;) January 2, 2022

Medical Miracle

When a 49 year old man gets complete knee replacement and his surgeon, attending provider, and physical therapist praise him profusely

BC claims to be a medical miracle .

by KJHOOK January 11, 2023

Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

Medical gaslighting

Just a sugar coated nice and fluffy way to say medical malpractice. Basically it’s a type of malpractice where a doctor will refuse to treat and encourage other doctors to refuse to treat a patient using the method of telling them that their symptoms aren’t real and they’re crazy.

Patient: “there’s been blood in my poop for the past week, I lost 15lbs in a month from vomiting and it’s so bad that I can’t keep myself from fainting of dehydration.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023