maniteja

He’s funny, loyal, cute. A definition of ladies man. Be it academics or athletics if he sets his heart in it, he’s gonna ace it. Mani teja is patient listens to everything he can be your therapist. He’s the best friend one can have.

If you choose to be anyone be a Maniteja.

by Bugzzzzbunn November 23, 2021

Manatee

When there’s a drunk thick women in a hot tub.

Hey guys let’s go fuck that manatee in the hot tub.

by The Ünit November 26, 2021

Manateed

To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.

“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”

by Jbabs December 11, 2021

Manatee Central

A place where groups of manatees bond, eat and socialize.

OMG there’s so many manatees in the manatee central!

by Animalcrazy123 February 21, 2022

manatee

A brown herbivorous sea mammal that is home to Florida, and mainly the Everglades National Park

From time to time I dream that I’m a manatee
Undulating underneath the sea
Unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
A modest manatee, that’s me

I look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
As I nose along the cozy ocean floor
Immune from human folly and inanity
That’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
No difference between my face and fanity
A noble manatee, well, that’s me

With the dietary habits of a manatee
I never fail to lick my platter clean
I sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
The perfect manatee cuisine

With my wit, sophistication and urbanity
I dignify my watery domain
No one near will ever hear me use profanity
Because a manatee has his image to maintain

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I keep my reputation spick and spanity
No difference between my face and fanity
A speakly manatee, well, that's me

Encumbered by my lumbering giganity
I’m thought to be an ocean going brute
The least appealing creature on the planety
But to a manatee, I’m cute

I prefer my world of silence and of sanity
But my underwater friends don’t all agree
For whenever I am dreaming I’m a manatee
Somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
Outside the fold of boring old humanity
No difference between my face and fanity
I’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
Heart and souly manatee, that’s me

by bluestinger66 March 27, 2023

manatee

what cameron thought tas was for four years… an UGLY SLOTH.

you were a manatee now you’re a mermaid

by imsohqppy December 28, 2023

manatee

A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.

I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!

by HoldingForth February 1, 2024