Malachi

A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.

Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010

Malafoca

The Creator of CaSA. Those who opose him: Beware.

Oh my Malafoca!

by Mean Mr Mustard November 30, 2003

malacaria

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc

I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.

by Cadet C July 20, 2008

Malaesha

A somewhat shy but caring person who will always have your back no matter what. She is very smart, beautiful, unique, and courageous person. Everybody she meets will be jealous of her smarts but might never admit it.

Malaesha is such a good looking person
Malaesha is so smart
Malaesha is super talented

by DjPartyHouseBoss June 8, 2018

Malaesha

Malaesha is a very shy person at first. She has a thick skin and is hard to make friends with. It is worth it when you do make friends with her because she is one of the best ones. She is loyal and will always be dependable. She is funny and easy to makes jokes around. She has her own jokes as well which you need to be careful because you might laugh too hard and have a heart attack. She is able to have serious talks with whether it be about your feelings, politics, or other things.

I miss Malaesha.

by DjPartyHouseBoss January 24, 2019

Malaeloa

Some cool kid who takes some things serious but will always be there for you:)

Heyyyyyy. Its Malaeloa!

by GetsNoBishes March 3, 2022

maladanglioscious

the property belonging to an object of being "super awesome"

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are quite maladanglioscious.

by The Scarlet Cardinal March 2, 2010