The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.

I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022

shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.

I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.

by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017

Black mailbox

A group of one skinny black male, and 4 fat black men, and one average white male, naked together . As the skinny black man stands upright with a boner the 4 heavy men put their dicks in the shape of a square right next to the skinny black man and form together, the white male sticks his sick through the box of dicks to represent mail.

I never want to be in a black mailbox. That shit weird.

by Slurpdatgrahmcracka666 June 28, 2017

Mc Mailbox

When you put a McChicken from McDonald’s in someone’s mailbox with malicious intent. Originated from the idea of doing it to a person who a friend and I disliked.

“Hey man I totally Mc Mailboxed Connor the other night I wonder what his reaction was.”

by Andrew Christmas December 13, 2023

Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.

The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Mailboxing

It literally means anything you want it to mean. A placeholder up to your own interruption.

Amber was mailboxing in the public restroom.

You mailboxing bruh.

by BiloxiBacon24 April 20, 2024

Mailbox

Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku

Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy

by Mailbox#0002 December 20, 2022