When she's "not in the mood".
Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008
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Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*
Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*
Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D
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by Kelly Lilly November 17, 2006
Get the boner loaner mug.A dashingly handsome statuesque Swede who perspires an aroma of cherry blossoms, white jasmin and peach. He spends his leisure time resting his penis on pink, nippled pillows. Commonly found in the company of those suffering from Daniella. A powerful aphrodisiac if grated into soup.
I think my roommate is of the Lorne persuasion.. it always smells like cherry blossoms and my pillows are covered in semen.
by emilydaniellalorne November 4, 2008
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Jim: Staci is such as loner... she doesn't have any friends in school.
Kyle: Check out her MySpace... I heard she has about 600 friends and most of them are just random people that I don't even know.
Jim: Yeah, right... she's a MySpace loner all right.
Kyle: Check out her MySpace... I heard she has about 600 friends and most of them are just random people that I don't even know.
Jim: Yeah, right... she's a MySpace loner all right.
by The Prepster September 5, 2007
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scene loners are girls or guys who look and dress exactly as the famous scenesters online. They pull off the look, got the hair, listen to the music.... and talk to no one, are usually (not always) shy, never go to concerts and prefer to be alone or with very few people. Everyone usually knows who they are but wonder what the fuck is their problem and why they never talk. Some look at them as being bitches who think they are too special to talk to anyone else. But most of them aren't, they're nice, sweet guys/girls who just don't like to be loud and cause a scene (irony) or are too shy to approach anyone
Bob: who's that chic?
Dan: Oh, that's Mary, she's a scene loner, I've never seen his anywhere other than school
Bob: oh yeah?
Dan: and she's usually by herself
Bob: that's weird...
Dan: Oh, that's Mary, she's a scene loner, I've never seen his anywhere other than school
Bob: oh yeah?
Dan: and she's usually by herself
Bob: that's weird...
by FeeditBeans June 27, 2010
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