Whore Logic

False logic used to justify sexual acts.

Person 1: "Having sex to get money to feed your children doesn't make you a whore."

Person 2: "The fact that you are having sex rather than working an actual job does, in fact make you a whore. You're even using whore logic to justify your actions!"

by Raiyoshi September 17, 2015

zuhn logic

noun - a ridiculous series of mental leaps performed to draw a completely unfounded conclusion that cannot be supported by rational thought.

antonym - logic.

Wow, I have no idea how he came to that conclusion; he must have used some serious zuhn logic.

by Backes42 May 29, 2016

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Sound Tight Logic

A type of critical thinking skill where you insert your head up your own anus and talk a bunch of shit and you never have to admit any wrong and can quote non facts and change reality to match your perception of whatever point you're trying to get across at that particular time. Even if it conflicts with something you said 5 minutes ago.

At the same time you've got your head up your anus talking shit, your bowels will be pushing it back the other way and create a vacuum in which sound cannot escape.

"You can't seriously be telling me that, the logic is not sound tight. When was the last time you had an orgasm?"

"Cooking is not baking, you can bake something without cooking it and visa versa. Try using sound tight logic"

by belial July 19, 2012

logicaliman

An obese, unemployed, cowardly, sheepish, sexually-abused, emasculated, non-reading beaner who's ashamed to be Mexican and pretends to be anything but Mexican online because he has no job, does not seek one, and spends his life watching telenovelas and beauty pageants and posting on chat forums after his last wife dumped him for a slightly better beaner.

Check out that grotesque logicaliman. The waddling mongrel looks like he just ate a taco truck.

by joker12345234 May 21, 2009

Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

by billkamp May 21, 2011

chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016