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VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 2, 2004
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loser cruiser

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
by shawn January 17, 2004
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laser shades

That guy had some laser shades.
I want to do him.
by andy chen 2010 April 26, 2009
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Loserbet

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.
Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"
by Jace555 December 9, 2009
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loser de secano

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.
-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"
by Rafa dk November 4, 2014
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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