leather balls

a scrotum of thick skin so dense that its as tough as leather

if ben stiller's character in 'theres something about mary' had leather balls, he would have felt no pain upon zipping up his pants.

by epmd July 30, 2003

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

lestherizzie

to be hightly fashionable.

Gosh, your outfit is quite lestherizzie.

by elizabeth joanne ruhnke December 11, 2006

Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

Leather State

As coined by Adam Carolla, the LEATHER STATE refers to the condition of being half erect or the state between flaccid and having a boner. The reference is derived from the use of the term in ceramics crafting, as clay is generally referred to as being in the "leather phase" when it begins to harden and is difficult to work with.

Abbr. "Leather"

Adam Carolla: "Did you see that girl? Man I'm starting to get some leather (leather state)."
Other 'Losers' in Ceramics Class: "Yeah that girl is definitely leather material"

or

Adam Carolla: "I did a couple of bumps of blow and got leather."

by RMENIAN March 30, 2011

leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

Leather Rub

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017