Swag Knees

A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.

Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season

by EmileHesky January 20, 2015

Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

by LMG123 November 26, 2010

bee's knees

(adj.) Good, the best, high quality.


A deliberate mispronounciation of business

These new threads are the bee knee's.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

knocking knees

The act of having sexual intercourse.

Amanda and John have been knocking knees recently knocking boots

by Full daddy July 23, 2016

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong January 2, 2009

cheese knees

When a large male/female has massive sweat behind the gooch of their knee

That chubstack has massive cheese knees!!

by dansby jones September 6, 2009

Dirty Knees

To Suck someones penis, while on your knee

yo, she be getting her knees dirty.

Yo she got dirty knees.

by kibblasona January 6, 2006