crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches

Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!

by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007

crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

by Ted monster March 7, 2015

climbers keepers

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.

"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."

by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009

Crypt-keeper

(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.

This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.

"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"

by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010

keeleigh

Keeleigh loves wearing crocs and eating spiders. She is super talented and has a very entertaining personality. She doesn't let anyone touch her crocs and if she loses one, her whole world falls apart. Don't dare touch her school bag, she keeps her crunchy and squishy spiders in her off-brand Tupperware containers from Aldi. If you are trying to win keeleigh's heart, make sure to pick up some poisonous spiders and bugs from the back shed before heading to school, she won't forget your kind gesture and you'll be on her mind all day.

Girl: "Ew! Is that girl eating spiders?!"

Boy: "Yeah that's Keeleigh, isn't she dreamy"

by maddog-ranga May 24, 2020

keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003