sizzly jizzy

christine's favorite words. also the act of a prude male squirting out cum/jizz all over a women, typically an un-prude women like christine.

christine: wow that was some night
amy: so did you have fun with kungfu?
christine: ya i made him un-prude
amy: really?! what did you do??
christine: i taught him wat kinky sex ment
amy: finally
christine: and he went sizzly jizzy all over me!

by beanernese/sizzly jizzy May 22, 2007

JRizzie

The white chocolate version of JohnnyFive. He is still a balla.

Jrizzie is off da hizzie.

by JRizzie February 22, 2008

Jazzy Jizzy's

the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.

LETS GO EAT AT JAZZY JIZZY's!!!!

by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005

Jizzy-Wiz

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".

Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"

by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

JRizzo

JRizzo or Rizzo'd is an desultory term to describe a person within KBR that is adept at manipulating office politics and government contracts to their own promotion and advantage whilst never getting caught.

#1: How the heck did they all get promoted to positions they're not qualified for?

#2: Oh that...well, its another JRizzo family.

by managment August 21, 2008

Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.

Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010