Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.

"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

johnoed

When playing a word game; to ignore common parlance in favour of idioms. The more ridiculous in appearance the word is, the better.

Bonus points for not knowing the word, but arriving at it by trial and error.

Don’t know why chemo came to mind but I just assume that words that shouldn't be counted by wordle will be so I just johnoed it.

by Kashskade January 7, 2023

DJ johnzee

a dj who plays non-stop god-awful music at parties. the fact he considers himself a DJ should make all real dj's want to kill this kind of person. he also would be a strong candidate for exception into the johnzee fund

dj johnzee plays 80's music and bad rap, someone break his computer

by the kang February 24, 2004

mr.jahnke

A dick who thinks he’s everything but in reality he is jsut a man with a small penis and has nothing in his pants. Infact he is a she and stuffs his pants with Cotten balls because that’s the closest thing he’ll ever get to balls and he is a teacher who’s goal in life is to fail all his angel like kids!!

Aaron: bro mrs. Howard failed me on my history test!!!! (Grrr)
Callie : oh that witch she must be a mr.Jahnke

by Lalalacallie November 27, 2017

johnsey

one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT

damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him

by fryyzie August 4, 2007

the johnner

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.

Gerrup The Johnner

by Sfveujv October 20, 2017

johnrey

sasquatch!
a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes

person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!

by bahnahbah April 29, 2009