Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Jetered

(verb) to contract herpes

Jessica Alba got "Jetered" and now has to take Valtrex for her herpes.

std herpes jeter

by oscarthegrouch42086 November 20, 2013

joester

joester the almighty toaster

joester gets more bread than a toaster

by joel ortiz December 12, 2013

Jeter

number 2 on the yankees; an unbelievably hott guy wit gorgeous eyes

dude check out jeter's ass

by jaydee October 17, 2003

Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

jeeter

A white trash guy. He enjoys hunting and most likely sports a mullet. His girlfriend is aptly named krystal. Aaron carter would fit this criteria. Jeeter is most likely to be seen in the trailor park, in the woods hunting, or in jail.

Jeeter celebrates his new STD.

by Underoath November 22, 2004

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004