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jolive

a mixure of jokes and live together ... when something its really funny and great at the same time.
"that dude last night was so jolive!"
"last night was so jolive!"
by Claudia Flacco March 18, 2008
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Mississippi Hand Jive

While engaged in a children's movie at a theater, a man cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the bottom of a popcorn bag. When his date reaches in for popcorn, s/he recieves a bonified surprise.
"How was your date?"

"It was great until I started eating the popcorn, he surprised me with a Mississippi Hand Jive!"
by booblay November 4, 2008
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Jaiveon

A real ass nigga that is tall and cute.
That boy Jaiveon is tall
by Localisis November 9, 2018
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jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 22, 2004
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Jive cancer

Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.
'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'

AKA Cancer of the Jive

'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'
by HenryWatson October 20, 2006
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Jive Town

Proper Noun
1. A legendary group of teenage warriors. Fighting against the tyranny of all forms of authority, they sought to bring anarchy and chaos to their homeland. After many crucial battles such as the Battle of the Shanty and the Great Basement Siege the group had grown old. They disbanded and went their separate ways off into life. However, the legend lives on in the next generation of Tribesman.
Kidmeister Jr. #1-"Those Jive Town kids are crazy!"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "I know man, I passed out in their stronghold and they poured honey in my hair, painted half of my face black, and hung me upside down from the ceiling!"
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "Did they shoot fireworks at you?"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "No...."
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "You're lucky."
by Matawhuo March 3, 2009
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Jive

It's what I dig, man. That's all.
I play it cool
And dig all jive
That's the reason
I stay alive.
-Langston Hughes
by Gavin Bauer January 11, 2007
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