ass jabber

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity

Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms

by jolly roger April 26, 2004

Jobbee jabber

An act were some one comes up behind you and jabs somthing in your ass.

Your walking up the stairs and the person behind you jabs your ass with a rolled up newspaper or leaflet or anything.

by Richard Anderson December 9, 2003

jabber-gather

An event where a group of friends goes to a restaurant and has a good time conversing with one another.

If you went to Time Out with some friends you would be having quite the jabber-gather!

by Ant.Fray November 7, 2011

Jabber Blog

The ritualistic act of getting absolutely obliterated drunk whilst playing video games and watching funny tv shows/movies for HOURS on end. The only way the Jabber Blogging ends is if one of the persons passes out with a video game controller in his hands. Jabber Blogging is usually accompanied by a long walk, beer(s) in hand, to get food, prefferably pizza and usually after midnight.

"I'm going over to my buddy's house to Jabber Blog until we pass out."

by B2RN3R November 2, 2012

jabbernackle

someone who talks too much

Dude my sister is a total jabbernackle

by capt. cross February 10, 2014

Jabea

She is a nice, smart, funny girl. She is probably the one who has all the tea. She is friends with everyone. She is probably ur FaceTime buddy. She is sometimes called a slut but you know it’s a rumor. She is def a bad bitch but has a biggggg heart. She is a okay matchmaker but can’t find her true love.

Damm that is so Jabea

by 124353:( October 4, 2018

jbab

Someone who is always horny, has an average iq of 60, and is a hypocrite.

Bob: that guy is an idiot

Bobs friend: yeah he’s such a jbab

by tdbarett76 April 1, 2021