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7 Year Itch

The common time period where the desirable, or sometimes undesirable, urge to change comes about. The need for dramatic change in life develops every 5-7 years.

This change grows within the human mind, both consciously and subconsciously, and implements necessary action "To Do" something different even though, many times, there is really no need in your current life to do it (ie, Happily Married, A Steady Job, Steady Income, Nice House, etc).

The human mind continually seeks and desires change every 5-7 years in life, for without it, the mind would have nothing to do and no where to grow.
"7 Year Itch"
Life Changing Points Occur Every 7 Years Beginning At Age 5 In Life:
5-11: Kindergarten and your younger school life starts.
12-18: Jr. High & high school years.
19-25: College years or after HS years, first adult years, party years for many.
26-32: Marriage, settling down, big moving time period, buy your first house, starting having kids, etc.
33-39: Divorce, separation, more moving, new job, realization that you are getting older, first real mental or physical problems in life.
40-46: Development of a new career, new marriage, more moving, new path in life, first experience with many closely related deaths in the family.
47-53: Settling down, preparing for retirement, traveling, grandchildren, realization of how short life is for everyone.
54-60: Retirement, if you're lucky, slowing down and settling down, continually dealing with less and less of others who you were close to in life actually being around.
61-67: Living life to the fullest and trying to be happy and thankful everyday that you wake up. But for many, just counting the days to death.
68-74: Have your life insurance plan set and ready for your family, pick your coffin, burial site and more. Pray.
75+: Pray some more, smile, be happy...smoke a bowl...and be thankful for what life has given you Everday, Day In & Day Out!!
by Rkballer July 4, 2010
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feminine itch

1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.

2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.

2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003
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itchy lot

Amusement park (or theme park) parking lot lingo to describe the horrific realization that you've forgotten where you parked your car. Originates from the Simpsons episode where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land, 'The Violentest Place On Earth', where Homer says "Remember... we parked in the Itchy Lot", and the camera pulls back to reveal that there are only two lots, the Itchy Lot and the Scratchy Lot, each filled with 50,000 cars.
...walking out of Giants Stadium after the Metallica concert...

"Hey that was a great show! Uh-oh, where did we park?"

"I think we're in the Itchy Lot"
by JizzleDizzle May 23, 2006
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One Inch Itch

when one has an itch approximately one inch up their ass.
i really can't go out tonight, i've got this one inch itch that i need to tend too.
by mindweasel March 10, 2009
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It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."
"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
by Nick D April 19, 2003
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itch.com

Contracting a sexually transmitted disease through unprotected intercourse with someone you met on the Internet. Typically, initial contact occurs through Match.com, Facebook or replying to Nigerian bank scams.

The subject of an itch.com will normally seek to justify symptoms on banal and unrelated causes. See "wishful thinking".
Victim/dumbass: shit dude, I ploughed this slut I met over the Internet a few days ago... And the best part is, she totally let me hit it without a Jon <high fives friend> Hope she doesn't get preggers... #Yolo!

Friend: that's awesome, dude! What was it like?

Victim/dumbass: it was great... Strangest thing is, I've been pissing blood ever since but I figure it's prolly because I drink tomato juice, or something...

Friend: errr, listen bromosexual, I think you got hit with an itch.com. You should probably get your ass to a sex clinic. Don't worry, push come to shove I'll totally do right by your sister when she comes of age.
by The Registry December 5, 2013
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hells itch

A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful
John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch
by TheYeti138 May 18, 2018
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