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intarnat

Nerdy variation of the word "Internet".

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I R haxoring MY freind from teh intarnat!
by Adam Quenneville December 10, 2003
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Intard

A cross of a retard and inbreded person:
The intard used his hair dryer in the shower to save time.
by Frank Stocum July 24, 2010
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Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape
REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...
by instarape March 2, 2015
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Istanbul twist

A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.
She wanted to save herself for marriage, but she did the Istanbul twist for me and blew my mind.
by Sweet July 31, 2003
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Intarweb Gangstar Idiot

An Intarweb Gangstar Idiot is basically someone who is so idiotically stupid that it is beyond belief. They are often the "friends" who come to attack someone when a fight breaks out on an internet site because they are just that KEWL. They often use idiotic slang and are usually 15-17 years of age. Behaviour includes not being able to go away when told, breaking site rules, using disgusting language and being racist. Mostly they troll around in groups of two with an accompanying sockpuppet they usually class as a "cuzin". Mostly they hang around sites such as sheezyart and the like attacking people because no one bothers with them or likes them. Often blaims other people for stealing/copying ideas and art work when they are usually guilty of that themselves.
IceDeath: "zomg you must have stolen my friends art work because the one you have posted is better than anything she has in her own gallery and I don't care you have the original and she dosn't! I don't care what people say because I'm KEWL and an Intarweb Gangstar Idiot"

IceDeath: "JayKaiba is my myspace link because I'm to much of a noob to think up anything that could be classed as an original!"

IceDeath: "I don't care what the DA/SA/Site admins say because I'm obviously RIGHT cause I'm to perfect and special to make mistakes."

IceDeath: "zomg standing up to me makes you a racist whore!"

Sammychan: Riiight. You're so obviously clever it hurts. Shut up and go cry to your sockpuppet cousin.

*Intarweb Gangstar Idiot goes to cry in the corner alone over her own stupidty and lameness because no one ever really believes them!*
by Bunny Aino October 14, 2009
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intarweb

A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.
by Uxrius January 5, 2003
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Constantinople (Istanbul)

The city which connects europe to asia (since europe is smaller) which is under control of the Turkish Republic(It is named Istanbul now, not Constantinople) It has the Golden horn and the Bosphorus. It has been conquered in the 1453 by the Turks by superior tactics (read how before you rage) unlike the "popular" belief the Turkish government does NOT oppress the local churches or likewise because the government has no religion which in anyway will have(The Turkish Republic is not an Islamic government. The leaders do not matter!). The Orthodox church is still present in Istanbul. It is a very cultural city in every way because it simply has every culture in it. The Hagia Sophia is still present and is currently a museum (not a mosque). Istanbul is currently is the 3. largest city in the world with a population of 13+ million people (Whole Greece with 11+ million people and the whole turkey with about 73 million people). To sum up Istanbul was the European cultural capital of 2010, and European capital of sports for 2012. It is in the UNESCO world heritage list since 1985. (This also includes the churches and everything inside it.)
Constantin: Damn oppressive turks, ruining our Hagia Sophia and our churches in Constantinople (Istanbul)

Ali: No we aren't why would you think that?

Constantin: Because you do!

Ali: Have you ever been to Istanbul before?

Constantin: No...

Ali: Well you should before you start talking about somewhere you haven't been to before... Wiki doesn't work sometimes eh?
by EverydayRegularNormalGuy April 26, 2011
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