iPhone

A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.

Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.

iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?

by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013

iPhone 6 Plus

Just the iPhone 6 but with a 5.5 inch screen and Auto Focus on the rear camera.

The iPhone 6 Plus is awesome but too big for your pockets.

by iPhoneiPadiPodiMac September 20, 2014

iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.

Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"

by Audrey Dawds November 24, 2011

iPhone 3

A very outdated phone that no body uses buts or sells anymore that's as small as ur finger.

Friend one- Omg check me out I'm so cool I just got the iPhone 3!!!
Friend 2- Dude it's 2k17 the iPhone 8 is probably coming out soon ur so stupid.

by jojoclownyclown March 4, 2017

Iphone 11 pro

An Alternate to a four burner stove

The stove was dirty, so Johnny used an Iphone 11 pro to cook his chicken.

by hilo jj October 15, 2019

no iphone

it is when no iphone

dude theres no iphone

by radicalleftistacabblm December 1, 2020

iPhone

a sex toy if you turn the volume off to vibrate. tee hee

mommy used the iPhone last night

by jack my ripper June 26, 2014