Ikea

Somebody who seems to find some use for every useless thing sold at Ikea, a furniture store.

"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."

by AlexFinkz December 16, 2008

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Ikea

When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."

I've dated enough to know that I don't do "Ikeas."

by AprilVirage July 24, 2008

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Yogesh's new house that looks like IKEA was shut down by the county cuz it was gonna crush Ari's greenhouse and break his dad's metal sculptures. Guy building house is definitely hitting on my mom and he's gross cuz he's bald and small chode.

Ikea Jr. got shut down boi

by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019

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Ikea

A swedish furniture company who's main role it is to make you lose faith in all that you hold dear while you fail to put the items you bought together.

Putting together IKEA products is like two teens attempting to have sex for the first time: there are too many holes, you don't know where to put it in, and when you finally figure it out it won't fit.

by sorallia February 2, 2015

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ikea mentality

'ikea (i know everything about) mentality' can be used as a phrase expression about a person with supercilliary attitude, belittling others. one who always thinks, s/he knows more than other people.

one my friend once told me they have a co-worker, very histaminic and does't have respect for others and she thinks nobody equals her amongst us, and we all feel really bad. i advised him, just ignore her IKEA MENTALITY.

by ABUUSA October 31, 2011

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