Houseteraunt

A restaurant in a converted residential house.

Son: Why does the bathroom in this restaurant have a bathtub?
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.

by Vlad the Vandalorian September 18, 2023

Housewife star

A large star mounted on the outside of a house or garage/barn. This is a subtle way to tell other potential female threats to back off from this household, it's already taken.

After moving into the new neighborhood, Debbie put up the four foot wide housewife star on the front of the garage to thwart off other possible housewife invasions

by Gunno 2 December 18, 2023

housesister

A sister who takes care of her siblings like a housewife

My daughter is a housesister

by Angeluxr January 14, 2024

housewise

The antithesis to streetwise.

Where streetwise is wise about the streets. Housewise, is someone who is unwise about the streets, and is housetrained. Think like an indoor/outdoor cat.

"Yo fam, y'all hatin on me cause y'all ain't street wise like me. I'm streetwise, y'all just housewise"

by Rlbkitch May 24, 2024

mousebites

the preferred treatment of Doctor Gregory House, M.D. for when a patient has a disease caused by too many mouse bites. In order to get better, he needs more mouse bites. typically a thousand.

"Did you give him the medicine drug?"

"Yes"

"Well that was stupid, he needs mousebites to live."

by concerned doctor November 26, 2024

Housewife syndrome

The state of desperation and depression built up when small uncotrollable unpredictable details go to shit, disappointing therefore the expectations of the affected individual.

- “ I really wanted us to wear matching t-shirts and lipsync to my instagram story, i’m gonna kill myself now…”
-“ Relax babe u just have housewife syndrome”

by whatupdocc January 11, 2025

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018