A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
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Get the Buffalo Hook mug.It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.
A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.
B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.
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When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up
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Passed the hook out ., the guys Passed the hook out by 1 am , and prostitutes arrive at 2am and nobody answers the door .
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When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.
Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.
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