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Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019
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BOB: Bill keeps going on at work about how woman need equal pay. Doesn't he know the wage gap is a myth and has been debunked by every reputable economist?
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Sean: You could show him all the evidence in the world and its still wouldn't convince him. He's a HeForShe just trying to win brownie points with Hermione so he can sleep with her.
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Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.
When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.
When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.
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1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.
2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.
3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.
1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.
2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.
3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.
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2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.
3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!
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3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!
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