Hatchet

its a small portable hand axe used for killin all thoses richies

eminem fan:icp suck balls
Jggalo:i'll put this hatchet in ur forehead muthafukka

by psycopathic wigsplitta September 30, 2005

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

hatchetman

symbol used by the juggalos its a man running with a meat cleaver

did you see that guys badass hatchetman necklace

by juggaloklown May 20, 2015

hitched

Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.

"want to get hitched to me"
"fuck no"

by Chris Thomas April 28, 2006

Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.

I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.

by nikoff September 9, 2003

hatchet

Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.

"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006