nikoff's definitions

Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.

I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.

by nikoff September 9, 2003