Hasecki

When a noob player also known as “Secki players” masters the noobest champ in League of Legends, “Yasuo”

-Oh! Look at this guy on Yasuo, he is 0-6-0
- Holly fuck! That’s probably a Hasecki!

by CaraTaquilla June 11, 2018

Häsen

Häsens are really cute persons, who will always make you laugh reallyyy hard. They are the most funniest girls ever. If u have a Häsen as friend, you are LUCKY. You'll have many inside jokes with a Häsen. A Häsen is a rabbit and can also be a really good detective. A Häsen needs a Bärsen as friend.

Häsen: laughs
Bärsen: starts laughing too
Both: wont stop laughing for years

by felieeee December 6, 2020

haseulcore

one of my favourite mutuals and the biggest haseul and yukika stan

A: have you seen haseulcore's new tiktok?
B: the one with the yukika fancam? of course! she's spitting facts as always

by chaesttalgi December 23, 2020

brian halsey

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.

Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.

by cage,nicholascage May 26, 2018

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Haseeb

A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!

Example 2:

"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"

by spiritoftony February 27, 2012