Guzzied

A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.

Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.

by didn't make the cut May 12, 2010

Guzzed

to be very intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol.

Dude, I was so guzzed at the party last night.

IMMMMM GUUUZZZZZZEEEDDDD

by arc.cws123 March 20, 2011

guzzler

One who proceeds to give oral sex, usually to a man. Synonyms: Ballzach, Harv, ZH

Zach was the biggest guzzler of the group, usually taking in 3 or 4 at the same time.

by Ted Flanagan January 12, 2008

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005

Guzzle

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina and sucking it out

"Dude! I guzzled the shit outta her last night!"

"Yea man I'm gonna try to guzzle her later"

by ikr! March 28, 2009

chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.

Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.

by JackBennington September 8, 2010

cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.

Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?

by Biffsation December 28, 2005