gutter humper

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020

Günter

A Germanic name, apparently also the name of my bunkmate who I never knew I had. Sometimes he might also be your dad, brother, son-in-law, friend, cousin or a pet. Sometimes even your goldfish.

Urban Dictionary: Get a (insert word) mug for your bunkmate Günter.
Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often

by LittleFrostyRaven November 1, 2020

Gutter weed

Something extremely janky equivalent to weed grown in a gutter

This game is absolute gutter weed

by Picklekattt September 21, 2021

double gutter

when a gangbang is going on, the girl is getting double penatrated and two men are ejaculating on her gut. then make a fart noise on her stomach with your mouth.

tim: aw man one crazy night

allan: what happend

tim: me and my buds pulled a double gutter with ashley

by johnbonloncon November 13, 2013

Dirty Günter

When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.

Oh man, blood sprayed everywhere while I was doing a dirty Günter last night

by Father Germany June 25, 2022

peanut butter gutter

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.

Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

by Scott South March 16, 2017

Gutter

Derived from Gutterslut, a gutter is quite literally a repository for liquid waste. A true gutter is a casual whore, no major daddy-issues or insecurities, simply an effortless lay. In the colloquial sense, a gutter is defined by a girl about 15 pounds overweight with a questionably cute face who will go home with you at the snap of a finger. Usually a dead-fish in the sack, gutters are good for one thing and one thing only: providing a moist orifice for which men can drunkenly pump loads into until they pass out.

Redneck 1: Man, that gutter from Tuscaloosa gave me the clap last weekend.
Redneck 2: Damn straight son, I told you not to mess with that slut. She gets passed around like a joint at a Willie Nelson concert.

by Gutters by the dozen April 26, 2014