gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

gopherface

Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.

When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

gopher shit

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

by Bugatti July 13, 2014

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

Gopher

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

by gopherhunter April 30, 2022