goobington

A colloquial variation of “goober”. Can be used interchangeably.

-Bro, don’t be such a goobington.

-Omg Felicia is such a goobington.

by Ruraldefs April 23, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024

glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025

Globbing

Globbing: The act of ejaculating an excessive amount into or onto something, usually after a prolonged period of edging or orgasm control. Often accompanied by semi-solid sperm due to orgasm denial prior to ejaculation.

Bro, I'm about to glob. Bro, bro, I'm globbing! Oh!

by Jared (Asher) March 23, 2026