The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.
Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic
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When someone passes a super-cashed bowl (generally a water-pipe, but occasionally a regular pipe) which has long since been rendered unsmokeable. This usually happens because the "Geoff" involved doesn't want to have to load the next one. Origins: Central New Mexico.
"Dude, what the hell was that about? There was NOTHING in there?!"
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."
by fourtwenty twentyfour seven April 13, 2010
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Get the geoffery dickens mug.What exactly is happening right now. What am I seeing exactly. Well it seems as though it's a back with legs. What? Well there is no ass at all, so there is only his back attached to legs that walk. So it's a walking back Seem as though that's what it is. A no ass with back and legs. Well what's the other side look like....a large protruding stomach as if he is pregnant. So, wait let me get this right....he has no ass only a back with legs and a pregnate stomach? Yep, what a sight to see. But, wait I'm not finnished have you seen the top? No, what is it? It's a mangled grill....huh? It is a bunch of teeth mangled and rotten black. Man I can not imagine what is below....I'm not sure either it was to small to see. I can only imagine how a woman would sleep with him....it would be like riding a pregnant woman . Omg did you really go there. Yes, I did.
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The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.
by Swingerboy99 July 21, 2019
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by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011
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