fucktard

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

fucktard

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

by the dudette October 28, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

by Dana November 9, 2003

fucktard

One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."

by Vinic March 31, 2003

fucktard

fucking retard
popularized by the boys at redvsblue.com

you shot church you team killing fucktard! (Tucker yelling at Caboose)
you cockbiting fucktards! (Tex yelling at reds after they damaged her speech unit)

by ff8 July 10, 2004

fucktard

A absolute fucking retard.

Dude, your friend is a total fucktard.

by danwade December 3, 2007

fucktard

One who is a fuck worse than a normal tard.

Steven Hawking just stole my parking spot, what a fucktard!

by Sven June 30, 2003