Fuccessories

Any accessory item purchased or obtained for use during sex (schoolgirl-style miniskirts, fuzzy handcuffs, marshmallow-flavoured body powder).

"I heard he had a slight schoolgirl fetish, so before we hooked up, I had to go shopping for fuccessories."

by TheoraJones July 2, 2012

Song-fucked

This occurs when a person hears a song on the radio, hummed or sung by someone else nearby, with the end result being that your mind repeats the song over and over again until it is forgotten or superceded by another song.

"As few seconds after Chris started humming the theme to 'Team America', the words 'America... Fuck yeah!' repeated in my head. It was then that I knew I'd been song-fucked, and would need to cleanse my palate with another song or play a video game to get my mind off that damn song."

by odieodieo September 1, 2009

Ink fucked

When you have totally fucked up your body practicing how to do tattoos

He is ink fucked and still can't do a tattoo.

by Tazzin June 25, 2016

funny fucked up

A description of a person who has a wildly hilarious and twisted sense of humor and suggesting at least some degree of mental derangement, to differentiate them from the person who may just be seriously fucked up.

With all of her perfectly well-timed and lightheartedly sadistic workplace pranks relentlessly played on unsuspecting bosses and supervisors, and of course all of the jobs she sacrificed in the process of doing so, she was the poster person for being funny fucked up.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

bezos binge fucked

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.

Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…

by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022

Mind Fucked

The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.

Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.

by Htown_pollo February 13, 2010

Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015