Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas

U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!

by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.

Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"

by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010

Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.

"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."

by alexturgid May 20, 2012

Bruce Forsyth

While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.

My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)

by BouncyBrian May 28, 2014

South Forsyth Middle School

Most of the people here are assholes with a future of working at McDonalds. Homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, trump supporting assholes. The middle of Northern Georgia.

Hey you go to South Forsyth Middle School?
Yes, everyone there is racist af

by some.gay.kid May 24, 2022

Japanese Suicide Forest

A forest in which Logan Paul got butt-hurt and then became a choch

Yo! Did you see Logan Paul.. I mean that choch’s video in the Japanese Suicide Forest?

by Japanese Suicide Forest May 30, 2018

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011