Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day

People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!

by spazz13 November 12, 2004

Ford

Forked-Over Rebuilt Dodge.

It's just a brand, you corporate slaves.

by BLARG man May 13, 2005

FORD

Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit

Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."

by Pimpmacher March 6, 2013

ford

who do you think bought all the blow up dolls? man, ford'd flog his wang all day if he didn't have to clean it up

mesmerised since the day he first touched that little bubble between his legs

by scalp August 5, 2003

ford

FuckedOverReconditionedDodge;
FuckerOnlyRollsDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRidesDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRacesDownhill;
and my all-time favorite,
FuckinOlRebuiltDinosaur!

HTRN: <singing> Wish a Ford an a Chebby would still last 10 years like they should...

by daDebil April 21, 2004

Ford

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

by Josh September 24, 2003

FORD

First On Race Day

Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship

by Drew Wieser May 12, 2003